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If you really must have something to read, try this, The Top 20 Cool Things About a Car That Goes Faster Than The Speed of Light
- Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00 a.m.!
- Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.
- Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.
- Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.
- Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to carpool.
- No one can see you pick your nose while you drive.
- Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792.
- LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds.
- You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black hole while driving home from work.
- You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear horizontal stripes.
- That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.
- Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhDs in quantum physics.
- Bugs never see you comin'.
- You can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.
- Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan, "It's there before you order or it's free!"
- Car makes it from Hollywood to London fast enough to not arouse suspicions of Elizabeth Hurley.
- License plate: "Me=mc^2"
- Cigarette butts don't land in the back seat -- they land in last week!
- The more you drive, the younger you get.
- Chicks dig it.